- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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