Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

So, how 'bout that airline food?

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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