Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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