knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

what is a chicken answer: chicken

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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