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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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black people are white when i use night gogles

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

The WNBA

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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