why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Guess what? Holocaust

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Whose your daddy? Not me

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

what is orange? an orange

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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