I've got a dig bick

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Poop.

women's rights.

*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Poop!!

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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