There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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Set up Punch line.

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Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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