- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

My parents died!

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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