- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

So, how 'bout that airline food?

black people are white when i use night gogles

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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