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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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