Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

knock knock whos their a person

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

where's mom I killed her

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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