The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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Diarrhea

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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