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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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