Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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potatoes

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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Anti Joke

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