- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

FIONN'S LIFE

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

Why is the ground wet It rained

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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