What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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like most people my age. im 27

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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whats black and white? a zebra

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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