How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Derp

Hail Heetluh

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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