Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Where's my tractor?

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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