- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

WHO WANTS SOW????

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

Because she has down's syndrome

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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