- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

I killed someone on minecraft.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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