A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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