- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Obamacare

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Samraj.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

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