- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Justin Bieber hits puberty

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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