- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Justin Bieber.

roses are red, violets are violet.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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