Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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