Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

Kys

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Who is it?

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

What can fly? Lots of things

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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