- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

What did john say to bob Hey bob

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

William wright is Gay

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??