The WNBA.

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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OIO

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

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2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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