Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Your face

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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My dad

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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