- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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