- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Mitt Romney

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

long in the tooth!

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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