Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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dead dibbs

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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a irish man walks past a bar

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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