Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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Mooses

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

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people magazine

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DEATH.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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Nickleback.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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