- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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