- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Who wants $300? Me too.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

The Game.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Muslim athletes.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

What is white and long? A New York winter

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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