- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

once you go black your credit goes wack

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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