Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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guest what i love pancakes

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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How High is a Chinese man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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