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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

why did the boy die? because he got shot

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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