- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

i keep getting thumbs down...

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

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