whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

what do you call a black chef glendon

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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