What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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Women drivers...

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People with cancer.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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