- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

My three children are three big mistakes.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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