What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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penus

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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