Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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asdf

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Womans baksetball...

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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