Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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Continents are large islands.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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give me a thumbs up

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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