Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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Do you love me? No.

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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What's white and gluey Glue

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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