whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Black people having a Job.

Obama walks into a hospital....

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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