What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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Thats what she said

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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