a irish man walks past a bar

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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y u no like me joke?

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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im gay

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A Jewish, Italian, and Russian man are stranded on an island. Eventually the Russian man dies from heatstroke, leaving the other two to decide whether or not to feast on his remains. The Italian eventually goes mad and tries to murder the Jewish man who is forced to defend himself and kill his remaining friend. Shortly after, the Jewish man is eventually rescued by a passing German vessel after suffering severe dehydration and malnourishment and hanging on only by his faith in God. As they are leading him to safety, the Jewish man eventually summons the strength to tell his saviors about the horrible things he has done and all he has gone through, not knowing if he'll ever be able to forgive himself. His German rescuers take one awkward look at him, and don't know what to say to help him, leading afterwards to several years of PTSD therapy and rehabilitation.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Women's Rights.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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Anti Joke

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