- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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squash squash who squash my ass

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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