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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

He--Hey guys

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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