- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

Wanker

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Refrigerator

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

darude- sandstorm

1+2 = 6

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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