My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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