Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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A Pakistani news reader.

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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