- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

gabbi nunez ;)

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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