How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

who else is on here?

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

how do you save a black man ... u don't

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

hi

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

Loading...

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...