What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Your face

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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