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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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