- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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