- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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