Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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Turkeys are obese

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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Joke

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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Womens rights

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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