what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Paper shield.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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good looking women

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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