How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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He--Hey guys

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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An american man, chinese man, black man, and a Mexican man walk into a bar. The american man says i want to show you guys a trick, so they go to the empire state building and the american man jumps off the side and comes back up alive. He tells them i will do it one more time, watch closely. So he jumps off and comes back alive. The american guy tells the chinese man to do it. So the chinese guy jumps off and dies. Then the american guy tells the mexican to jumps off, sonhe does it. The mexican man dies and the black guy is told to do it and he is afraid, but still does it, he dies. The american man goes back to the bar and the barkeep says "Superman you can be a real dick when your drunk!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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