- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

Dyslexics are teople poo

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

aodhan hearty

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Neither have I

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Oh, go away

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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